Top Secret

Suspect: Kay Stewart

Alias: The Banshee

History: When Mrs. Stewart was first approached about her involvement in the disappearance of Josh Clark, she was very open and cooperative. She seemed to have a close and very friendly relationship with the victim and showed what seemed to be genuine concern. Stewart went on to explain that her job description included helping teachers and ensuring that all students have the classes that they need. However, when a sweet little 6th Grade girl walked into her office and asked for a tardy slip, Stewart became completely enraged and started screaming at the poor child. “TARDY SLIP? TARDY SLIP! I do NOT know anything about any tardy slips! Why would I know anything about a TARDY SLIP?” Our investigators excused themselves at this point and began asking questions about Stewart’s odd behavior. A 6th Grade math teacher who asked not to be named hinted that Stewart was currently under investigation for a tardy slip scandal. Apparently, Stewart is accused of providing students with fraudulent tardy slips in exchange for mass quantities of chocolate. It is also rumored that Clark had stumbled upon 5 undisputable examples of this practice. He disappeared, however, before he was able to present his findings.


Occupation: Lausanne Collegiate School Middle Assistant to the Middle School Head


Criminal History: While Stewart has no record of a criminal past, she did spend approximately three months in a rehab facility in Arizona for an “unhealthy addiction to the coco bean.”